Watched a few episodes again and didn’t realize how chock-full of funny insights on motherhood there were in it. I still miss that show. *sigh*
When Miranda gets pregnant…
Miranda : He only has one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what twisted world does that create a baby? … It’s like the special Olympics of conception!
Complaining about the pains of pregnancy…
Miranda : I’m telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it’s ridiculous. I am un-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. … That’s why you’re supposed to be married when you’re pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.
Browsing in the bookstore after Miranda had her son Brady….
Charlotte : What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda : I don’t know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.
- Miranda going through a rough time as a new mom…
Miranda : No, he’s not sick. He’s not hungry, he’s not teething, he just wants to scream. I’m doing everything I can but I can’t please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.
Miranda : This thirteen pound meatloaf is pushing me over the edge!
Here’s a video of my favorite couple from the show, Miranda and Steve (sorry Carrie and Big lovers)…
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Hahaha. Gotta love Miranda. You are right, out of all the couples on that show, Miranda and Steve are number 1. I loved Miranda’s personality. She and Steve were the perfect match… and how cute was Brady with his red hair???
I loved the kid they found for Brady because he had the red hair like Miranda, but he looked just like Steve. Genius!